I'm just an ordinary guy with too much time on my hands. I live in the UK, and I like cats.

This, folks, is MrDictionary.net. This is my website, it's got stuff that I've created, and things that I've written... You could call it a blog, but that would be just horrible. Besides that's probably a registered trademark of some ridiculous kiddie site, or something like that.

You might be a little bit confused as to why I've called the site 'Mr. Dictionary', instead of something 'cool' with a K or an X in it, or something japanese, or something with an animal name in it, something like that. It all comes down to a silly cartoon character I made up in a biology lesson a long long time ago... you really don't wanna know. I registered the domain name many, many years ago with the intent of making some kind of cartoon series about him... and gave up before finishing the first animation. I figured I could use the domain for myself; it is a a pretty distinctive name after all.

Whenever I get some spare time (not too often, unfortunately) I like to grab whatever I can, and program strange games and utilities.

I also like to think I can play the keyboard (Evolution MK-249, baby! =^.^=), and I also do a fair bit of photography. Someday, I hope to learn to play the cello, or the flute.

I owe way too much of what I have and know to a bunch of incredibly cool people whom I'll never meet, but they know who they are. Kudos to them.

You can click here to download my most recent CV.

I kind of screwed up making the little icon for this page, so here's a bigger version!

Meow! ^_^